
While Homeland Security was busy searching Catherine Omega's body cavities for controversial and potentially confusing science fictional works, a home-grown organization called the Second Life Liberation Army struck right here on U.S. soil! (The Internet is U.S. soil right? *ducks*)
His name is Dave Lime, and he began attacking American Apparel customers in the name of freedom!
"Well we believe that SL should have some basic rights built into it. The complaints one sees around the world are based on the fact that nobody has any real rights, so a system of voting is what we are agitating for." said Dave, automatic weapon in hand, "One of our fundamental aims is a referendum on the recent change in verification status that was implemented without consolation it has a significant impact on the world and nobody can do anything about it"
"But why attack American Apparel?" Asked Aimee, the slightly tipsy blogger.
"It's because of its representative value. I have stopped about 50 people using this place today without effecting the wider operation of SL." Said Dave, noting how Aimee's normally blue wings were turning bright red...
"MY SALES!!! YOU NO GOOD @#$!*&#" said the slightly agitated blogger. "Ahem. Well, bully for you!"
After cleaning off the Chardonnay sprayed all over my monitor, I asked, "Of course voting is essential for nations, or any system where all the people have a shared ownership. But Linden Lab is a private company just Like Aimee Weber Studios. Just as I wouldn't expect my customers to compel me to obey their votes, why should Linden Lab? Don't customers vote with their wallets? If LL does something to make the majority unhappy, wont they lose by losing customers?"
Dave didn't skip a beat with his extreme Nation Party answer. "There is an invisible line when something becomes more than a company such as the founding of the United States of America started as a British commercial venture by the Hudson Bay Company individual colonies did. But at some point it becomes a society and self-governing."
"This - I would argue - is more than a business. However the land was there and wasn't going anywhere. All the land in SL has server and bandwidth costs, which will come down as technology does. Sure there is a price as there was for the colonies start-up costs, etc. The mother country still gets rich! Plus, Aimee, it makes good biz sense to consult your customer base - if you go that route before they vote with their feet/wallets."
There you have it, furious political thought made sexy with furries and guns! What's a girl to do. Oh, besides turn off "create", "script", and "push" functions for the sim. After all, a girl's gotta watch her sales ;D












1. Freedom for Second Life!
Posted at 8:27PM on Aug 11th 2006 by Dave Lime