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Voicing Displeasure in SL

Marcel de Ruiter on his blog Shaping Thoughts has said that we can expect a voice component in SL by the end of March.

Now, I've talked about this before, and after seeing a video of someone's bachelorette party in There with full voice going on, my concerns remain in full force. And are we talking about the sort of voice chat where you need to invite people to the session, leaving others out of the loop? There's nothing more fun than standing around a large group of people IMing each other when you're not one of them; this will likely be more of the same.

Or, if it is an open chat, mixed voice and text chat, imagine the chaos as people try to sync up typing with a comment someone made aloud 10 seconds ago, which is a long time in a verbal conversation. I don't mean to be a downer here, but what about those avatars who are genders other than the person driving them? For someone playing the Crying Game, the conversation could go like this:
Male avatar: Hey, baby, wanna cyber? I got my headset right here!

Female avatar driven by another male: Aww, sweetie, what we have goes beyond mere words! Let's just cuddle!

Male: But squeedles! I've been waiting for months to hear what you really sound like!

Female/Male: Pootie pie, none of that matters when I look into your gorgeous eyes. Just love me -- I have that spanking animation you were asking about last night ...

Male: Bitsy pookums, think of how much hotter that will be when we can hear ourselves moaning each others' names! Voice with me, please?

Female/Male: My little blancmange, I would love nothing better than to hear you panting in ecstasy ... I'm just ... getting over a cold and I sound horrible.

Male: Nummy muffin coocoo butter, that doesn't matter. I'm DYING to hear you! VOICE ME, HOT MAMA!

Female/Male: I -- I have to go! *poofs*

Male: Nooo! Venus butterfly wriggletoes! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!! *sobs*

It's quite a picture, innit? Think twice, kids, think twice!

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